I wonder if those little yellow shorts would still fit harry or if his toned and defined thighs would split them open
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sweet n soft asks
sweet- what’s your favorite type of candy
smooth- do you like classical music
baby- do you want to be a parent
courage- are you a strong athlete
lovely- what’s the adjective you use when people ask “how are you”
cutie- what’s your favorite orange thing
skin- do you want any tattoos
pictures- is art important to you in any way
stars- use one word to describe space
religion- do you practice religion - what religion if so
one- are you a competitive person
makeup- what is your most heavily used makeup product
sheets- how many blankets do you sleep with
chalk- what subject are you best at in school
blush- are you easily embarrassed
water- when was the last time you cried
karma- do you believe in luck
lips- what is your favorite thing to taste
cupcake- cookies, pie, ice cream or cake
music- list your 3 favorite bands or artists
night- how many hours of sleep do you get
smile- how was your day today
why is this like 600 fps
always reblog smooth cat bowser
late night confession: i’ve been doing the cha cha slide for years now and i have no fucking idea what to do when the guy’s like “cha cha real smooth.” i have no fucking idea what to do so i just kind of walk in place until everybody else takes it back now y’all. i hope that nobody notices, but even then, i notice. i’m a fraud
Being a woman is hard af.
No boobs? Damn. Grow some. Boobs? Cover yourself. You’re so vulgar. No ass? Everyone will laugh at you for it. Ass? Well, better cover yourself cause you don’t wanna draw attention to that booty, right? Short? You need to wear those heels. Tall? Damn. You cannot be taller than men. Also, never wear heels. Skinny? Gotta gain weigh cause no one likes bones. Chubby? Eat healthy!!!! Nobody likes fat bitches. You like makeup? Hell no. Taking you swimming on the first date. No makeup? Please, take care of yourself. Don’t be so lazy.
We, women, are constantly shamed for everything so we, as well, might do whatever we want.
does anyone else follow people who don’t even have the same interests as you, but you’ve followed them for years and you can’t imagine unfollowing them?
it’s like, no that’s joan the dolphin lover? she’s practically your neighbor on this website? you’ve never talked, you’re not even mutuals, but damn she loves dolphins. And every time you see her on your dash, you’re just like, oh wonderful, joan’s still alive, just doing her thing. she’s getting into golden age russian cat literature, good for her!
this person doesn’t even know they’ve been on your dash through the ups and downs of your life. Their presence and cactus obsession is just something kind of familiar and almost comforting to you?
you can’t afford to be mad at people who don’t give a damn about you
Men are so fuckin weak dude I swear. Women are out there grindin like nothing’s wrong while bleeding out of their vaginas 7 days a month, cramps so bad we can barely function, pushing a human out of our hoohas, taking pills that fuck with our horomones just so you can hit it raw and you have the damn nerve to judge the size of our hips that have birthed the civilizations of the world like they were made to be admired by you? No. Next time you get flicked in the balls I don’t wanna hear u talk about how it’s so much harder being a man. Damn. Shout out to women. Don’t let men tell you shit.
